From the slang expression " Having one's
head up one's ass," thus, wearing the ass
as a hat. The term is extended
to people who are clueless or bumbling,
who do not understand
what is going on.
usage: Some Asshat
explained to me how important it is to breeeth.
-You get really drunk and then decide swimming across the river when it's snowing would be awesome.
-You talk really loud in public about how your "baby's daddy" didn't pay child support.
-You use the words "baby's daddy".
-You drive 45 when the speed limit is 70.
-You think macaroni & cheese is a vegetable.
-You get really angry when you see this picture---
-You run an online game server and kick people for petty things. They wouldn't let you in the police academy- huh, asshat.
-You smoke crack.
-You were my old boss.
-You put a "McCain/Palin" sticker on your car. Not a good idea asshat. Some passionate lefty may key your car.
-You wear glasses with those big retro frames, and you have perfect eyesight.
-You think smoking weed is the pinnacle of coolness.
-You ask for the 100th time what "420" means (no asshat, it is not code for having anal sex)
-You remind me that smoking is unhealthy. I haven't been living in a cave for the past 25 years, asshat.
-You pronounce names of ethnic restaurants as you think they should sound in their native tongue. Very worldly of you, asshat.
-You wear camouflage in public like it's an exceptable color for clothing. You're at fucking Wal-Mart... I can see you.
-You take your shitty job too seriously.
-You think being fat is caused by a virus.
-You quote "The Simpson's" ad nauseam.
-You sit around in a circle with other asshats in the Public Garden and talk about feelings.
-You refer to women around your age as "Bitches"
-You refer to guys around your age as "Cuz or Blood" and actually say it with a strait face.
-You think Rolling Stone magazine is about music and not politics.
-You are a man or a woman who does not shave or trim down south.
-You don't know what shaving or trimming down south means.
-You piss all over the toilet seat at a party and don't bother cleaning up.
-You're the leader of the free world and you almost kill yourself with a pretzel.
-You still have no clue what an asshat is.
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